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internet

DannyKauf:  you can get it with utorrent

ElizabethA:  i know not utorrent

DannyKauf:  if only there was a vast information superhighway of some kind

DannyKauf:  and some kind of useful search mechanism or engine to allow you to navigate it

ElizabethA:  that's a great idea

ElizabethA:  you should invent it

DannyKauf:  where you could enter any kind of term to learn about it

ElizabethA:  genius!

DannyKauf:  i would call it infinity

DannyKauf:  well i guess it's not infinite but it's everything

DannyKauf:  what's the biggest number?

DannyKauf:  i'd call it that

ElizabethA:  wow

DannyKauf:  if only there were some way i could look up what the biggest number is

- 2.27.2008

reality tv

Tami Har:    so what do you think about that Jean-Robert guy being on Survivor?

Tami Har:    i think a poker player is perfectly suited to being on a show like that.

Tami Har:    the mind games and shit...

DannyKauf: if it's who i think it is - he's a dick.

Tami Har:    he seems like a douche.

DannyKauf: let's agree to disagree.

 

Tami Har:    you should be on survivor!

DannyKauf: a chicago comedy club booker once called me to tell me they were auditioning for beauty and the geek!

Tami Har:    oh no!

DannyKauf: isn't beauty always a woman??

- 9.3.2007


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