Evidently there are other Dan Kaufmans out there.  (Hmf!)  One is in a band that sells this sticker.  You can order it from them for only 75 cents!  Click the pick to go to their page and send em an email for details. 

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merchandise

t-shirt sale!

I know you've all been wondering (to yourselves) when I would put out t-shirts with my super-duper artwork on them, shirts that look sharp and will make people either jealous or want you sexually or both, shirts (and buttons!) that will bring some beauty to your lackluster lives and help distract you for a moment from the threat of terrorism and the polarization of American society (or remind you).

Well your (silent) prayers have been answered:

kaufman art

girls gone sensible

bush-haters

i'm not sure!

parents!

Now and Zen shirts bought an idea of mine.  I've been submitting stuff to them for years, but I had to turn out the toddlers of America to finally make a buck.  I make over 2 cents a shirt, so please buy a few thousand. See/get 'em here.

what else?

I guess I could sell autographed headshots, but that would be a pain for me and kind of sad for you if you'd pay for something like that. Then again, I guess if I get super-famous and then overdose on lithium, you might earn a healthy return on your investment.  Hey, it's your money. I'm not going to argue if you want to give it to me.  So if you want to be notified when new stuff becomes available, or want to make a suggestion, just drop me a line.

cd

My first album will be out soon!  Over 45 minutes of primo Kaufman performances, recorded live! Extra bonus material too. Yes, "Fish and Paint" is on it, and plenty more Only 15 bucks, postage-paid. I'll even autograph it if you want. Click the "Buy Now" button to pre-order.