"affable, engaging and cerebral... couches an insidious truth in an innocent laugh." - medill news

"he is look very kindly and smartly. i think he is maybe lawyer or maybe something." - chan g. (esl student)

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Now quit wasting your precious time on fine print! You spend too many hours online! When's the last time you got some exercise, mush-pot? Look at yourself. Sitting there. Staring at the screen, waiting for a punch-line that will never come. Some years hence you'll look back on all the life you tossed into this little rectangle and curse your stupidity and imagine all that you might have been.

Eh, cheer up. You'll probably only be kidding yourself. Who do you think you are anyway? The next Einstein? You might as well relax and enjoy yourself. Check out this free porn site I found. Or go see a comic tell poop jokes. Whee!

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